SHAW DUN ALLOW FREE TICKETS FOR THE HAUNTED SCHOOL! AND THEY REFUSE TO PICK UP ANY CALLS! WTHHHHH. THEN WAT IS THE POINT OF GIVING FREE TICKETS?!

some random stuff.

The Last...
1.Person(s) you hang out with?
-my stupid brother.

2. Person you rode in a car with?
- hmm my family i guess.

3. Person you went to the movies with?
- dev&yvee&guys from a03. PURSUIT(:

4. Person you went to the mall with?
- MY STUPID BROTHER AGAIN.

5. Last person that made you laugh?
- PINGXIONG! heavy heavy!

6. Person you cried about?
- last person i cried about? tt years ago!

7. Person you texted?
- PINGXIONG AGAIN. yes, mosquito coils!

8. Commented?
- duno

9. Hugged?
- CAN'T RMB.

10. French Kissed?
-WHAO NO COMMENTS.

A N S W E R. T R U T H F U L L Y.

1. Do you like anyone?
- yes, EVERYONE(: or maybe not.

2. Sun or moon?
- moon pls:D

3. Winter or Fall?
- fall.

4. left or right?
- RIGHT cos I AM ALWAYS RIGHT!

5. 10 acquaintances or two best
friends?
- two besties.

6. Sunny or rainy?
- SUNNY-side-up:D

7. Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice
cream?
- CHOCOLATE , DARK CHOC, pretty pls.

A B O U T . Y O U.

1. What time is it?
- 9.52pm

2. What is your first name?
- hello, i`m ms VERY NICE(:

3. Where do you wanna live?
- on a farm, where it is peaceful.

4. How many kids do you want?
-2 or 3, if i can afford:D i dun want my kids to suffer!

5. What will you name them?
- (insert husband's surname)XINYI/i used to have alot of ideas what i want to name my children! i cant' rmb any now;(

6. When do you want to get married?
- 25?

7. Have you ever eaten spam?
-wth is that?

8. Favorite ice cream?
- chocMINT or cookies&creammmmmm.

9. How many kinds of cereal are in
your cabinet?
- ZERO.

10. Do you cook?
- instant noodles/water!

11. Current mood?
- bored when i should be studying.

IN . THE. LAST. 48 HOURS. HAVE. YOU.

1. Kissed someone?
- YES, THE BABY AT MY HSE(: she's pretty!

2. Prayed?
-nope.

3. Been hugged?
-i can't rmb!

4. Felt stupid?
- nope, too smart to feel stupid(:

5. missed someone?
- yes(:

6. Danced Crazy?
- JJ NIGHT. EUNICE ANG PINGXIONG, STOP STEPPING ON MY FEET!

9. Cried?
-nope.

10. Lied?
- told you i am ms VERY NICE!


R A N D O M. Q U E S T I O N S.

1. Have you ever been searched by the
cops?
-TOLD YOU I AM MS VERY NICE!

2. Have A Dog?
- pls, they bit me before.

3 When was the last time you went
sleding???
- sadly, nv. on second thought, i will jst fall&fall thruout. why waste the money?

4. Would you rather sleep with someone
else, or alone?
-(:

5. Do you believe in ghosts?
- nopeee.


THIS IS HILARIOUS!

Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his
18 friends?
Because below 18 not allowed Lah !


Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes
to a shop.
Ah Beng: "Do you have color TV?"
Salesgirl: "Yes!"
Ah Beng: "Give me a green one, please "


Ah Beng is filling up an application
form for a job.
He supplied the information for the
columns on Name, Age, and Address etc.
Then he comes to column on "Salary
Expected", but he is not sure of the
question.
After much thought, he writes “Yes "


Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a
shiny object.
Ah Beng: "What is that shiny object?"
Salesgirl: "That is a thermos flask."
Ah Beng: "What does it do?"
Salesgirl: "It keeps hot things hot
and cold things cold"
Ah Beng: "I'll buy it"
The next day, Ah Beng goes to work
with his thermo flask
Boss: "What is that shiny object?"
Ah Beng: "It's a thermos flask."
Boss: "What does it do?"
Ah Beng: "It keeps hot things hot and
cold things cold"
Boss: "What do you have in it!?"
Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one
cup of ice cream"

After taking photocopies of documents,
Ah Beng always compares it with the
original for spelling mistakes.


Ah Beng always smiles during lightning
storms because he thinks his picture
is being taken.


Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?
Because he can't find the number 11
(eleven) on the phone.


Ah Beng had just bought a new computer
and was using it.
When he encountered some problems. He
decides to use the 'Help' command
after some tries.
Soon after, he became very irritated
and called the computer retailer for
support.
Ah Beng : "I press the 'F1' key for
help lah, but
it's been over half an hour and still
nobody come and help me Lah ?!"


Ah Beng with two red ears went to his
doctor.
The doctor asked him what had happened
to his ears and he answered, "I was
ironing a shirt and the phone ring,
lah - but instead of picking up the
phone, I accidentally picked up and
iron and stuck it to my ear, lah"
"Oh dear !" the doctor exclaimed in
disbelief.
"But ...what happened to the other
ear?"
Ah Beng answered: "That stupid dumb
called back, lah!!!!"


Ah Beng talk to a long-distance
telephone operator.
Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE
TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN Taipei AND LAS
VEGAS?"
Operator:” JUST A MINUTE..."
Ah Beng: "THANK YOU lah" AND PUTS DOWN
THE PHONE.


After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd
been
working on for quite some time, Ah
Beng proudly shows off
the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT",
Ah Beng brags.
"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG", the
friend exclaims. "YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah
Beng replies, "SEE
THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTENFOR 4-7 YRS".


At a bar in New York, the man to Ah
Beng's left tells the bartender,
"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE” and his
companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and
asks,” AND YOU, SIR?"
Ah Beng replies: "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED
lah"