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hello. i`m back, blogging.

just went to a polyclinic. the doc can't feel my bump?! when it is so obvious and so swollen!? she gave me some cream and painkiller. ask me try the cream for three weeks.

but she still gave me a referal letter to SGH, to vithiya's joy(:

pls let the cream help so i dun have go for op.

went to buy F1 stuff with hoehan, zhouren, soonkheng and mingming.

i feel so awkward with them. i can't understand their jokes hahaha so i was quiet thruout and mostly due to the pain too. and they jumped over a chest-level barrier. haha i went to cross the overhead bridge. my hand is messy enuff;no need to jump over a barrier to make it worse.

but they are a funny bunch of pple(:

zhouren, F4 OWES F1 $18.20.

kkae, tt's about it. ejnoy the remaining holidays!

joke:

Q: why penguin dun like to wear hats?

ans: BECOS THEIR HANDS ARE TOOOOOO SHORT!

Q: mouse and cat are playing hide and seek. cat decided to give mouse a headstart with a motorbike since mouse is so much smaller. so mouse went to hide by using his bike to travel ard the place. after riding and searching for some time. he finally managed to find a place to hide; a fridge! so he went in to hide happily. however. soon, the cat found the mouse. WHY?

ans: beause the mouse PARKED HIS BIKE RIGHT OUTSIDE THE FRIDGE!

Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.

Sign at a computer store: "Out for a quick byte."

Sign in a bowling alley: "Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop."

Sign at the dry cleaner's window: "Drop your pants here."

Sign in a science teacher's room: "If it moves, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics."

Q. What's a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme

Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing, they haven't met!

A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting. The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to the driver, "Pull over!" at the top of his lungs. "No!" the blonde yelled back, "Scarf!"

A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if his he's got his lights on. The blonde replies "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No"

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini. The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill." The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."

One day old man Stumpy and his wife Martha went to the Illinois State Fair. There is this man selling plane rides in his single prop show plane for $10 per person. Stumpy looks to Martha and says, "Martha, I think I really should try that." Martha replies, "I know you want to Stumpy, but we have a lot of bills, and you know the money is tight, and $10 is $10." So Stumpy goes without. Over the next few years they return every year, and the same thing, Stumpy wants to ride, but Martha says no money.

Finally, when Stumpy and Martha are both about 70 years old, Stumpy looks to Martha, and says, "Martha, I'm 70 now, and I don't know if I'll ever get the chance again, so I just have to have a ride in that there airplane." Martha replies in the same old fashion, and Stumpy kind of slumps down. The pilot is standing near by and overhears the conversation...

The pilot pipes up, "Excuse me folks, I couldn't help but hear your situation, and I have a deal for you. I'll take both of you up together, and if you can both make the entire trip without saying a word, or even making the slightest sound, I'll give the ride for free. But if either of you make a sound, its $10 each." Well, Martha and Stumpy look at each other, and agree to take the ride.

The pilot takes them up, and starts to do loop de loops, twists, dives, climbs and spins. No sound. The pilot lands the plane, looks back at Stumpy and says, "Sir, I have to hand it to ya, you didn't make even the slightest sound and that was my best stuff." Stumpy looks back at the pilot and says, "Well, I was gonna say something when Martha fell out, but $10 is $10!"

At a jewelry store, a young man bought an expensive locket as a present for his girlfriend. "Don't you want her name engraved upon it?" asked the jeweler. The young man thought for a moment, and then, ever the pragmatic, steadfastly replied,

"No, just engrave it: To My One And Only Love. That way, if we break up and she throws it back to me in anger, I can use it again."